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Thank you for making our lives  magical and meaningful.


Wow, I am really touched to be in this list. *reaches down, whaps John on the head*

cassandraclare:

Thank you for making our lives  magical and meaningful.

Wow, I am really touched to be in this list. *reaches down, whaps John on the head*

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drawyourrswords:

I want you to bite my lip until I can no longer speak
And then suck my ex girlfriend’s name out of my mouth just to make sure she never comes up in our conversations.

I swear that when our lips touch I can taste the next sixty years of my life

iCant. 

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i’ve been comprimised 
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years


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i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

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Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The reporter had been assigned a theory and was seeking soundbites to support it. “Wouldn’t you say,” she asked, ‘that killings like this are influenced by violent movies?” No, I said, I wouldn’t say that. “But what about ‘The Basketball Diaries’?” she asked. “Doesn’t that have a scene of a boy walking into a school with a machinegun?”

The obscure 1995 Leonardo DiCaprio movie did indeed have a brief fantasy scene of that nature, I said, but the movie failed at the box office and it’s unlikely the Columbine killers saw it.

The reporter looked disappointed, so I offered her my theory. “Events like this,” I said, “if they are influenced by anything, are influenced by news programs like your own. When an unbalanced kid walks into a school and starts shooting, it becomes a major media event. Cable news drops ordinary programming and goes around the clock with it. The story is assigned a logo and a theme song; these two kids were packaged as the Trench Coat Mafia. The message is clear to other disturbed kids: If I shoot up my school, I can be famous. The TV will talk about nothing else but me. Experts will try to figure out what I was thinking. Kids and teachers at school will see they shouldn’t have messed with me. I’ll go out in a blaze of glory.”

In short, I said, events like Columbine are influenced far less by violent movies than by CNN, “The NBC Nightly News” and other news media, who glorify the killers in the guise of “explaining” them.

The reporter thanked me and turned off the camera. Of course the interview was never used. They found plenty of talking heads to condemn violent movies, and everybody was happy.

Roger Ebert (via libertarianideals)
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Serenity + Cinematography

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The 39 Clues: Books 1-10 11
Across the Universe:
Book 1 2-3
An Abundance of Katherines
A Song of Ice and Fire:
Books 1-5
Between the Lines:
Book 1 2 3
Bloodlines:
Book 1 2 3
The Caster Chronicles: Books 1-4
The Catcher in the Rye
The Chemical Garden: Book 1 2 3
The Curse Workers: Books 1-3
Delirium: Book 1 2 3
Delirium Stories: Hana Annabel Raven
Divergent: Books 1-2
The Dresden Files: Books 1-12 13 14
Easy
Elemental: Books 1-2
Evernight: Books 1-35
The Fault in Our Stars
Gallagher Girls: Books 1-5
Graceling Realm: Book 1 2 3
The Great Gatsby
Harry Potter: Book 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Hex Hall: Book 1 2 3
The Host
How to Train Your Dragon: Books 1-5 6-8
The Hunger Games: Books 1-3

Hush, Hush: Book 1 2 3 4
The Infernal Devices: Book 1 2 3
The Iron Fey: Book 1 2-4 5
The Kendra Chronicles: Book 1 1.5 2
The Last Song
Legend: Book 1 2
Looking for Alaska

Lux: Book 1 2 3
The Lying Game: Books 1-3 4
Mara Dyer: Book 1 2
Matched: Book 1 2 3
Maximum Ride: Books 1-7 8
The Maze Runner: Books 1-2 3
The Modern Faerie Tales: Books 1-3
The Mortal Instruments: Books 1-3 4 5

The Notebook
Paper Towns
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Books 1-5
The Perks of Being A Wallflower

Shatter Me: Book 1 2
The Silver Linings Playbook
Sookie Stackhouse Novels: Books 1-11 12
Splintered
Uglies: Book 1 2-4
Under the Never Sky: Book 1 2
Vampire Academy: Books 1-4 5-6

The Vampire Diaries: Books 1-10
Vampire Kisses: Books 1-7 8-9
Wicked Lovely: Books 1-3 4-5
Will Grayson, Will Grayson

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You know what the first rule of flying is? …Love. You can learn all the math in the ‘verse, but you take a boat in the air you don’t love, she’ll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta’ fall down, tells you she’s hurtin’ ‘fore she keens. Makes her a home.

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy


gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

imageoh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

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gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW